Dear Mr. Roo,
While I'm happy for you that you've found your 'crow', it's time to cease and desist the constant crowing. Yes, you're a rooster and that's what you're supposed to do, but do you have to do it for an hour straight? And under the patio table which seems to just amplify the noise?
You're an attractive member of our flock, and I don't want that to change. However, if you feel the need to crow day in and day out, without ceasing, I may feel obligated to give you the Colonel Sanders treatment. So please, do everyone a favor and take a break.
Warmest Regards,
The Hand that Feeds You
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